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IBU
ABV
Vessel
Jester King Salt Lick
Style: Smoked Farmhouse Saison
?
6.7%
Snifter
Lagunitas Imperial Stout
Style: Imperial Stout
?
10.1%
Tulip
Karbach Rodeo Clown w/ Port Spirals
Style: Imperial IPA
85
9.5%
Snifter
Lagunitas Undercover
Style: American Strong Ale
74
9.75%
Tulip
Real Ale 4 Squared
Style: Imperial Blonde Ale
50
7.2%
Pint
Sociable & Refreshing
IBU
ABV
Vessel
Live Oak Schwarzbier
Style: Schwarzbier
?
4.8%
Pint
Left Hand Polestar Pilsner
Style: German Pilsner
33
5.5%
Pilsner
Karbach Weisse Versa
Style: Witbier/Hefe Hybrid
15
5.2%
Pilsner
Six Point The Crisp
Style: German Pilsner
42
5.4%
Pilsner
Karbach Sympathy
Style: Helles
45
4.9%
Pint
Victory Prima Pils
Style: Pilsner
44
5.3%
Pilsner
Bavik Pilsner
Style: German Pilsner
?
5.2%
Pilsner
Oskar Blues Mama’s Lil Yella Pils
Style: Pilsner
35
5.3%
Pilsner
Real Ale Fireman’s #4
Style: Blonde Ale
21
5.1%
Pint
Jester King Le Petite Prince
Style: Farmhouse Table Beer
?
2.9%
Imperial Pint
Southern Star Bombshell
Style: Blonde Ale
20
5.25%
Pint
Brooklyn Summer
Style: Pale Ale
18
5%
Pint
Sunner Kolsch
Style: Kolsch
18
4.8%
Pint
Live Oak Hefeweizen
Style: Hefeweizen
12
5.2%
Pilsner
van Steenberge Ertvelde Wit
Style: Wit
?
5%
Tulip
(512) Wit
Style: Witbier
?
5.2%
Tulip
Hop-a-licious
IBU
ABV
Vessel
Founders Double Trouble
Style: Imperial IPA
86
9.4%
Tulip
(512) IPA
Style: IPA
65
7%
Pint
Deschutes Hop Henge
Style: IPA
95
8.5%
Tulip
Karbach Hopadillo
Style: IPA
70
6.6%
Pint
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
Style: Pale Ale
37
5.6%
Pint
Dogfish Head 90 Min
Style: Imperial IPA
90
9%
Tulip
Stone DDH Ruination
Style: IPA
100+
7.7%
Tulip
Stone Ruination
Style: IPA
100+
7.7%
Tulip
Stone IPA
Style: IPA
77
6.9%
Pint
Stone Black Eye PA
Style: BIPA
97
7.9%
Pint
Eel River Earth Thirst
Style: Double IPA
92
8.2%
Tulip
Left Hand Twin Sisters
Style: Imperial IPA
77
9.6%
Tulip
Harpoon Leviathan IPA
Style: Imperial IPA
120
10%
Tulip
Lagunitas Undercover
Style: American Strong Ale
74
9.75%
Pint
Lone Pint 667 Neighbor of the Beast
Style: IPA
66.7
6.6%
Pint
Southern Star Red Cockaded
Style: Imperial Red Ale
110
8.5%
Pint
Moylan’s Hopsickle
Style: Imperial IPA
100+
9.2%
Tulip
Stone Sublimely Self Righteous
Style: Black IPA
?
8.7%
Tulip
Big & Sticky
IBU
ABV
Vessel
Breckenridge Imperial Chocolate Cream Stout
Style: Imperial Sweet Stout
11
7.2%
Tulip
Boulevard Coffee Ale
Style: Coffee Ale
26
9.3%
Tulip
Oskar Blues Gordon
Style: Imperial Red Ale
60
8.7%
Tulip
Bavik Petrus Aged Red
Style: Aged Red Ale
NA
8.5%
Snifter
Sour & Funky
IBU
ABV
Vessel
Rodenbach Grand Cru
Style: Flemish Red Ale
?
6%
Snifter
Bavik Petrus Aged Pale
Style: Flemish Pale Sour
NA
7.3%
Snifter
Bockor Jacobins Rouge
Style: Flemish Sour Red
NA
5.5%
Snifter
Liefman’s Cuvee Brut
Style: Kriek
NA
6%
Snifter
Belgian Inspiration
IBU
ABV
Vessel
Dogfish Head Positive COntact
Style: Fruit Wit
26
9%
(ng)Snifter
D’Achouffe McChouffe
Style: Belgian Dark Ale
?
8%
(ng)Snifter
Unibroue Maudite
Style: Belgian Strong Dark Ale
15.5
9%
Tulip
Victory Golden Monkey
Style: Tripel
25
9.5%
Tulip
Goose Island Sophie
Style: Farmhouse/Saison
25
6.5%
Snifter
Sierra Nevada Belgian Blonde IPA
Style: Belgian Blonde IPA
?
7.5%
Tulip
Goose Island Matilda
Style: Belgian Style Pale
32
7%
Tulip
Ommegang Gnomegang
Style: Belgian Strong
?
9.5%
(ng) Snifter
Malty, Toasty, or Nutty
IBU
ABV
Vessel
Lone Pint Gentlemen’s Relish
Style: Brown Ale
28
6.2%
Pint
Schneider Aventinus
Style: Weizenbock
?
8.2%
Tulip
Buffalo Bayou 1836
Style: Copper Ale
40
5.9%
Pint
Wasatch Devastator
Style: Doppelbock
21
8%
Pint
Oskar Blues G’Rauch
Style: Smoked Imperial IPA
?
8.5%
Pint
Brooklyn Silver Anniversary
Style: Doppelbock
45
8.6%
Pint
Alaskan Amber
Style: Altbier
18
5.3%
Pint
Brooklyn Lager
Style: Vienna Lager
28
5.2%
Pint
Dark & Flavorful
IBU
ABV
Vessel
(512) Pecan Porter
Style: Pecan Porter
30
6.8%
Pint
Left Hand Milk Stout (Nitro)
Style: Milk Stout
25
6%
Pint
Anderson Valley BBA Barney Flats
Style: BBA Oatmeal Stout
14
6.9%
Tulip
Sierra Blanca Alien Stout
Style: Imperial Stout
20
8.3%
Tulip
Deschutes Obsidian(Nitro)
Style: Milk Stout
55
6.4%
Pint
Not For the Faint of Heart
IBU
ABV
Vessel
Stone Oak Smoked Old Guardian
Style: American Barley Wine
85
12%
Tulip
Great Divide Chocolate Oak Aged Yeti
Style: Oaked Russian Imperial Stout
75
9.5%
Snifter
House BBA Troubadour Imperial Stout
Style: Imperial Stout
?
~9%
Tulip
Dogfish Head House BBA Raison d’Etre
Style: BBA Belgian Brown Ale
?
~8%
Tulip
Clown Shoes Blaecorn Unidragon
Style: Russian Imperial Stout
?
12.5%
Snifter
Clown Shoes Chocolate Sombrero
Style: Imperial Chocolate Stout
?
9%
Snifter
Left Hand Wake Up Dead
Style: Imperial Stout
45
10.2%
Tulip
Victory Storm King
Style: Russian Imperial Stout
?
9.1%
Tulip
North Coast Old Rasputin(Nitro)
Style: Russian Imperial Stout
79
9%
Tulip
Besides Beer
IBU
ABV
Vessel
Duchman Vermentino
Style: White Wine
Texas High Plains
13.5%
Wine Glass
N2 Cabernet Blend
Style: Cabernet Blend
Napa, California
NA
Wine Glass
Julian Hard Cider
Style: Dry Apple Cider
NA
6.9%
Tulip
Original Sin Cider
Style: Medium Dry Apple Cider
NA
6%
Tulip
Ace Perry Cider
Style: Pear Cider
NA
5%
Tulip
Bombshell Blonde Shandy
Style: With house made lemon ginger soda
Houston
NA
Imperial Pint
Underberg
Style: Natural Herb Bitters
Germany
44%
20ml
Small
Jambalaya Arancini
The Creole version, served with a spicy tomato sauce.
Vietnamese Chicken Wings
Caramelized fish sauce~local honey glaze.
Fake Ass Canadian Poutine
Crispy fries with bacon gravy, cheddar, and house pickled peppers. Right on!
Warm Pretzel
With a Redneck cheddar cheese dip.
Parisian Gnocchi (Means No Potato)
House-made gnocchi tossed with mushrooms, red onion, garlic and white wine. Savory and comforting.
Sweet & Spicy Pig Ears
Trust us, ask your beer neighbor, they are really tasty. Spicy, sweet, crispy and addictive.
House Made Wagyu Beef Jerky
Beef jerky and beer. Need I say more?.
Pork Trotter Tots
Trotter rillette tots with creole mustard.
Mussels
Steamed mussels in a beer based curry sauce. Maybe some butter?
Large
The Butcher’s Burger
This is the cheeseburger we’d give you at our house. Just straight-up delicious.
BBQ Pork Sliders
Smoked pork with our badass barbecue sauce.
Crawfish BLT Poboy
Crispy crawfish tails, bacon, local tomato and greens on baguette.
Crispy Egg & Bacon Salad
Egg and bacon with buttermilk dressing and sourdough crostini.
For That One Person
Grilled salmon with local veg and brown rice.
Blood Sausage Queso Fundido
House-made blood sausage, melted cheese and kick-ass tortillas…what else do you need?
Did someone say Corny Dog?
A house-made corn dog served with mustard aioli and a pile of hand cut fries.
Bad-Ass Bowl of Gumbo
Without rice…just like our beers. Chicken and andouille sausage gumbo, Blacksmith scratch biscuit.
Spicy Chicken Tenders
Spicy fried pieces of love with honey mustard.
Grilled Shrimp Salad
Grilled gulf shrimp, local greens, andouille dressing and cornbread croutons.
Sweet
Chocolate Chip Bread Pudding
Fresh baked with local vanilla ice cream.
Local Ice Cream Cups
With a little wooden spoon. We have them in lots of awesome flavors.