1100 Westheimer | Houston, Texas

Monday – Friday
3:00 PM – 2:00 AM

Saturday – Sunday
11:00 AM – 2:00 AM

Happy Hour:
Daily 3:00 – 6:30 PM

Happy Hour Special:
30 beers for $3 each



Food Menu

We take as much pride in our food as we do in our beers. Chef/owner Chris Shepherd puts his twist on classic bar food--PB&J Wings, chicken fried steak, tacos made with half a pig head (you read that right).  Even our burger, the Cease and Desist, has made national news. Everything is made from scratch.  

“Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.” - Ludwig van Beethoven. He was deaf.

Main Menu

  • Cease and Desist Burger

  • Bowl of Hot Pork Cracklins with French Spring Onion Dip

  • Sweet & Spicy Pig Ears

  • Fish Sauce Chicken Wings

  • Old School Crispy Tacos

  • Silver Platter Nachos 

  • Impossible Burger

Bowl Of Hot Pork Cracklins

Served with French Spring Onion Dip.

Chili Dog

44 Farms jalapeno cheddar dog topped with beef chili, onions, jalapenos, and cheese. Served with chips.

Fried Calamari

Breaded to order and served with cilantro sauce. 

Hot Mortadella & Capocollo Sandwich

Mortadella, Capocollo, swiss cheese, american cheese, lettuce, pickle, and mustard on marble rye. Served with chips. 

Jar of Vicky's Snack Mix

Salty, a little spicy. Perfect bar snack to pair with a beer. 

Korean Braised Goat and Dumplings
Korean Fried Chicken Sandwich

Fried chicken tossed in a sweet gochujang sauce served with chips.

Old School Crispy Tacos

Just like your mom used to make on Wednesday night.

Philly Cheesesteak Eggrolls

Served with cilantro sauce.

Silver Platter Nachos

Crispy tortilla, taco meat, pickled jalapeno and hominy, cabbage, melted cheese. Pico and sour cream on the side. Guacamole $5 extra. 

Smoked Turkey Cobb

House smoked turkey breast, avocado, bacon, tomato, egg, red onion, chopped iceberg lettuce, tossed in creamy cilantro dressing.

Chicken Wings

How many do you want? We do them in orders of 6,12,30, and 60. We also have four sauce options: Caramelized Fish Sauce, PB&J, Stout BBQ Sauce, and classic.

Housemade Pretzel

We only make 30 a day, so supplies are limited. 

Served with cheddar sauce.

Sweet & Spicy Pig Ears

Trust us, ask your beer neighbor, they are really tasty. Spicy, sweet, crispy and addictive.

Cease and Desist Burger

Twice the meat, twice the cheese, but not too big to affect your girlish figure.

Impossible Burger (vegetarian)

Meaty and delicious, better for the planet and made entirely from plants, this burger is a meat-lover's miracle. 6oz patty, two slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle and fries. 

Chicken Wrap

Chicken, tzatziki, hummus and veggies wrapped in a Phoenicia pita, served with our housemade chips.

    Hay Merchant’s Simple Hummus

    Served with pita bread and some veggies.

    Crispy Chicken Tenders

    Spiced fried pieces of love with honey mustard.

    Chris Shepherd's Family Style Dishes

    • Half a Pig Head

    • Giant Chicken Fried Steak

    Giant Chicken Fried Steak

    Same as the original, just a lot bigger. A massive chicken fried steak served with cream gravy, mashed potatoes and three biscuits. Serves 3-4 people.

    Half a Pig Head

    A roasted pig head split down the middle, served with tortillas, lettuce cups, kimchi salsa and pickled vegetables. (Yes, this is an actual 8-10 pound pig head.) Serves 4-6 people. This will take up to 45 minutes. 

    Brunch

    • Eggs Benedict-ish

    • Victoria's Cinnamon Roll (one roll per order)

    • Smoked Pork Breakfast Skillet

    Saturday-Sunday, 11am-3pm

    Bananas Foster Pancakes

    3 pancakes topped with made to order Bananas Foster, toasted pecans, and whipped cream.

    Breakfast Plate

    Short stack of pancakes, housemade breakfast sausage, bacon, hash browns and your choice of eggs: fried or scrambled. 

    Chicken Pozole

    Braised chicken and hominy stew. Served with cabbage, radish, cilantro, lime, and 2 tostadas.

    Chicken Wings

    How many do you want? We do them in orders of 6,12,30, and 60. We also have four sauce options: Caramelized Fish Sauce, PB&J, Stout BBQ Sauce, and classic.

    Chicken Wrap

    Chicken, tzatiki, hummus and veggies wrapped in Phoenicia pita and our housemade chips. 

    Eggs Benedict-ish

    Poached eggs, sausage patties on a biscuit with cheddar cheese sauce and a side salad.

    French Toast Sticks

    Fried bread pudding...French toast-style, served with house made syrup. 

    Fried Green Tomato & Pimento Cheese BLT

    Fried green tomatoes, bacon, chopped iceberg lettuce, and pimento cheese on Texas toast served with potato hash.

    Granola Parfait

    House made granola, yogurt, seasonal fresh fruit, and Steen’s Cane Syrup.

    Impossible Burger (vegetarian)

    Meaty and delicious, better for the planet and made entirely from plants, this burger is a meat-lover's miracle. 6oz patty, two slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle and fries. 

    Jar of Vicky's Snack Mix

    Salty, a little spicy. Perfect bar snack to pair with a beer. 

    Korean Fried Chicken Bowl

    Fried chicken thigh, Kim chi, pickled scallion and carrots, and a fried egg served over rice. Sweet gochujang sauce & cilantro. 

    Smoked Pork Breakfast Skillet

    Pecan-smoked pork from Black Hills and processed here.  We pull the pork after hours of smoking and add crispy potatoes, onions, green chiles with fried eggs on top. Served with fresh corn tortillas. 

    Smoked Turkey Cobb

    House smoked turkey breast, avocado, bacon, tomato, egg, red onion, chopped iceberg lettuce, tossed in creamy cilantro dressing.

    The Cease and Desist Burger

    Twice the meat, twice the cheese, but not too big to affect your girlish figure. 

    Vegetarian Omelet

    3 egg omelet: sauteed mushrooms, onions, tomato, herbs and cheese.  Served with potato hash. 

    VIctoria's Cinnamon Roll

    A snack of yeast dough rolled in cinammon and brown sugar, baked lightly and glazed with Saint Arnold's Amber sugar glaze. 

    Sweet

    Chocolate Peanut Cake

    Chocolate Cake, Peanut Butter Cream, Candied Peanuts

    Tres Leches Bread Pudding

    White chocolate bread pudding with tres leches cream and toasted marshmallow fluff!

    V’s Fresh Chocolate Chip Cookies

    3 housemade chocolate chip cookies, a la mode for an extra $2.(They are made to order so there is a 15 minute wait time.)